hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
for a straight teenage girl i sure do know a lot about gay sex
When guys are like “I like girls without makeup” and expect girls to all of a sudden just stop wearing makeup but like have they considered GIRLS ACTUALLY LOVE DOING MAKEUP seriously dude don’t deprive me of black eyeliner don’t even try
hairdresser: what do you want me to do?
me: just a trim thanks
hairdresser: no problem